| Friday, February 09, 2007 |
Canada? where's that?
well, too lazy to write much today, so its more of just some pictures i encountered on the net, as well as some notable qoutes. Battle of Singapore: The English eliminate 28 Japanese aircrew members and 5 aeroplanes, for the loss of 1000 sailors and 2 battleships. Then a superior Japanese army of 45000 attack Singapore defended by the outnumbered English army of 180000. The persistent English Indian and Australian troops wanted to fight regardless of the odds, but the English command wisely ordered them to (chronologically):
A jew cannot be killed with normal weapons, for their jewskin is immune to everything.
To kill a jew, one must do the following: 1. Eat one of the jew's jew bagels. However, fatter jews may take several bagels to be eaten to bring them down. To improve effectiveness of each bagel eaten, spread jew cream cheese on the bagels. Doing this will take away their jew strength. 2. Spend the jew's gold on a rip-off, this will take off their skin's magical properties. 3. The nose of another jew that is bigger must be thrown at them.
The jew will instantaneously solidify and crumble into ashes.
OR...
THROW THE JEW DOWN A WELL
| jonnyboy53 8:17 PM |
